We should all be discussing the historic nomination of Ketanji Brown Jackson but the news is being dominated by Putin's outrageous attack on Ukraine.

You know what's more outrageous? The right's stupid and childish finger pointing at Biden for not making Putin stop right this minute. They stomp their feet and shake their tiny hands and demand that Biden… impose tougher sanctions right away. And send more weapons. And they call NATO useless. Yeah, that'll learn Putin!

It is at this point that I want to administer dope slaps to the heads of every one of them and remind them that their bloated orange hero was IMPEACHED because he tried to extort Ukraine into helping his campaign by threatening to withhold badly needed weapons a couple of years ago.

Remember that perfect phone call? I'll bet none of you actually listened to it. The intention was very clear. Big Orange was deliberately delaying the Congressionally approved budgeted funds for the sale of weapons to Ukraine in 2019.

I repeat, since it didn't sink in the first time when you guys were worried about transsexuals using the bathroom or the new wardrobe of candy coated chocolate avatars:

Former twice impeached president Trump pulled his ambassador from Ukraine when she was not helping him get manufactured dirt on Hunter Biden and he held up the sale of badly needed weapons to Ukraine until President Zelensky (you know, the guy who Putin is going to arrest and possibly execute any second now?) cooperated with his plan to bring down Biden with made up documents on Hunter Biden.

By the way, have any of you bothered to find out where Ukraine is located? It's right next door to Russia. Putin could have marched right in whenever he felt like it. He's got a bigger army, nukes and Ukraine wasn't yet a member of NATO. You remember NATO, right? The big military alliance that keeps Western Europe safe from the Russians? The thing that Annoying Orange was always mocking and threatening to defund? Yeah. That's the NATO we're talking about.

Oh, but now your mouthpieces like Hugh Hewitt are shocked, SHOCKED that Joe Biden isn't doing something other than slow moving sanctions. Oh my god! Doesn't Joe see that Ukraine needs weapons??

Yeah, probably. He probably recognized the problem right away. If only Annoying Orange had conceded back in November 2020 when he lost the election and had cooperated with the smooth transition of power instead of giving Vladimir Putin more lead time to get his ducks in a row.

It is time for Republicans to grow the fuck up and pay attention. Pissing fellow Americans off is a distraction and not behavior worthy of a superpower. Putin took advantage of it. Congratulations. Now STFU.


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