[New post] From “Lounge Lizio” by Ozie Gullion

alexp01 posted: "Lizio sauntered up to the bar, a highball glass full of fly squeezins in one hand. "Ladies," he said. "Mind if I join you?" "Ew," said the first lady, some kind of skink. "We don't like lounge lizards." "Yeah," the second, some sort of monitor, a" Excerpts From Nonexistent Books From "Lounge Lizio" by Ozie Gullion alexp01 Nov 6 Lizio sauntered up to the bar, a highball glass full of fly squeezins in one hand. "Ladies," he said. "Mind if I join you?" "Ew," said the first lady, some kind of skink. "We don't like lounge lizards." "Yeah," the second, some sort of monitor, added. "Get lost." "Well, if you hate lounge lizards, then you must hate yourself. And I find nothing helps self-loathing more than a little bug juice. What do you say? I'm buying." Lizio licked his eyes in their sockets and grinned. Like what you see? Purchase a print or ebook version! Comment Like You can also reply to this email to leave a comment. Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. Change your email settings at manage subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://nonexistentbooks.com/2022/11/06/from-lounge-lizio-by-ozie-gullion/ Powered by WordPress.com