[New post] From “World’s Largest Pumpkin” by Glasper Tumpnik

alexp01 posted: ""Slouchy, overstuffed gourds, all," the stranger sniffed. "Large, perhaps, but hardly pumpkins." "I suppose you think you can show me a larger one than the prizewinners I see every fall, eh?" "Of course I can," said the stranger. "Look now to the ea" Excerpts From Nonexistent Books From "World's Largest Pumpkin" by Glasper Tumpnik alexp01 Dec 13 "Slouchy, overstuffed gourds, all," the stranger sniffed. "Large, perhaps, but hardly pumpkins." "I suppose you think you can show me a larger one than the prizewinners I see every fall, eh?" "Of course I can," said the stranger. "Look now to the east, where the great gourd slowly rises against the horizon. The dawn of a new age, where all will pump and all will be kin." Like what you see? Purchase a print or ebook version! Comment Like You can also reply to this email to leave a comment. Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. Change your email settings at manage subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://nonexistentbooks.com/2022/12/13/from-worlds-largest-pumpkin-by-glasper-tumpnik/ Powered by WordPress.com